6 Holiday Gifts No One Wants From You
December 7, 2016
There are a laundry list of “new” gift items that are gracing the pages of the internet that shouldn’t ever be put in your shopping cart. Buying these gifts will not only be a waste of money, but also may ruin your gift-giving reputation for years to come. One caveat, if you have a tradition of buying gag-gifts for Uncle Bob – then this list may include some serious laugh-so-hard-it-hurts ideas.
Pizza Scented Shirt
It goes without saying, you should really avoid buying pizza scented anything – but, this shirt is a serious no-go.
You can buy it at Sky Mall
While we are at it, really any kind of outfit that is designed with pizza in mind, is a bad idea unless it’s Halloween.
Please don’t even think about buying this, but if you want to see that it’s a legit product, you can go to Sky Mall.
No one should ever consider burning their face into their toast only to smear jelly on it and eat it…it’s just too weird. We are already saturated in this selfie-culture – let’s keep breakfast sacred.
It can be purchased at Amazon for $65.00 on prime!
Yeh, this is a real thing. No clue.
You can buy yourself a pair at: http://www.handerpants.com/
Giant Pepper Mill
There is no reason why a pepper grinder should be this big. If the theme for Christmas this year is Alice in Wonderland or Honey I Shrunk the Kids – then a gift like this makes complete sense…but I’m guessing that’s highly unlikely. P.S. The guy in the picture has no idea why he’s smiling.
You can check it out at The Green Head.